The Art World's Back in Session
A new season's guide to must-see exhibitions, places to be, and the ever-shifting tides of artistic discourse.
Letter From the Editor
Dear readers,
As the crisp autumn air begins to whisper through the streets of our beloved art capitals, we at The Jerry Report find ourselves once again poised at the threshold of a new season brimming with promise and an open mind to what this crazy world throws at us next. This issue, aptly titled "The Art World's Back in Session," serves as our compass, guiding you through the labyrinth of must-see exhibitions, places to be, and the ever-shifting tides of artistic discourse.
An anonymous esteemed Senior Director, fresh from her reluctant departure from the sun-drenched landscapes of Aspen/Mallorca/Tropez, has graciously agreed to share her anticipations for the fall season—luckily her rigorous schedule permitted, just barely. Her insights, as always, come to us from some delightfully obscure locale where she's undoubtedly be the “Quiet Luxury’s” version of a trendsetter.
In a delightful twist, we've enlisted the talents of internet sensation Beatrice Levine, known to her legion of followers as @culturequota. Her razor-sharp memes will serve as a witty visual commentary, perfectly capturing the zeitgeist of our industry's triumphs and foibles.
We're also thrilled to introduce “Zoe and Chloe,” the “Eternal Interns” who've found themselves thrust into the gallery world by well-meaning (if somewhat forceful) parents. Their alternative? The dreaded halls of Business School and no trust at 25. These reluctant art world interns will be our eyes and ears on the ground, offering fresh perspectives on the season's watering holes, sartorial endorsements, and THE exhibitions that have captured their discerning attention.
For our cherished subscribers, a special treat awaits. I invite you to click here for an exclusive peek into my recent sojourn in Seoul, Korea.
As we embark on this new season, let us remember that art, in its purest form, is a reflection of our collective consciousness. It challenges, it soothes, it provokes, and it heals. In these pages, we aim to capture that essence, distilling it into a potent elixir of culture that I hope will intoxicate and inspire you.
Here's to a season of discovery, darlings. May your gallery openings be star-studded, your conversations scintillating, and your art acquisitions nothing short of revolutionary.
Yours in perpetual pursuit of the art,
Hilde Lynn Helphenstein
Editor in Chief, The Jerry Report
A Note From the Senior Director in London:
To those who should know,
After an essential two-months on my clients mega yachts, cruising the shores of Saint Tropez—where I mercifully escaped the tiresome art world—I return, refreshed and brimming after a visit to my non invasive plastic surgeon for a healthy botox and wegovy vitamin injection. Now, as September dawns, it’s time to recalibrate our focus on the cultural landscape before us. I’m here to shepherd you through a season of unparalleled art and, naturally, the accompanying spectacle of important people-watching that one simply can’t avoid in such circles.
Frieze London
As Frieze approaches with the inevitability of a well-timed encore, London’s galleries are gearing up to outdo one another in a display of artistic bravado. It’s a fierce competition, where the stakes are high.
While no gallery show is quite as important as my own—an unfortunate detail I must keep under wraps for now—I’ll instead focus on the museum exhibitions I’m most looking forward to. Discretion is the better part of mystery, after all.
National Gallery, September 14, 2024 – January 19, 2025
Van Gogh’s work is, of course, beyond reproach— I am, as one would expect, eagerly anticipating this exhibition.. The vibrancy of his brushstrokes and the intensity of his colours are nothing short of mesmerising.
Royal Academy of Art, September 21 – December 10, 2024
Prepare yourself for a visual feast as Craig-Martin commandeers the Main Galleries with a retrospective that spans his illustrious career. From early experimental sculptures to the iconic An Oak Tree and his bold, large-scale depictions of everyday objects, this exhibition is a masterclass in transforming the ordinary into the extraordinary, if you will.
Monet and London: Views of the Thames
Courtauld Gallery, September 27, 2024 – January 19, 2025
Here lies a rare opportunity to witness Monet’s masterful depiction of London’s iconic landmarks, with his paintings displayed mere steps from where many were originally created. It’s a chance to experience the charm and ambiance of the Thames as Monet saw it, because, as we all know, nothing says “authenticity” quite like hanging the art within walking distance of the scenes that inspired them.
Regents Park - Opens 18 September 2024
As autumn, my favourite time of year, gracefully descends, I find it particularly delightful to escort clients through Regent’s Park to admire the sculptures on display. This year, expect to encounter works by Leonora Carrington, Theaster Gates, Zanele Muholi, and Yoshitomo Nara.
Culinary and Social Highlights
Arlington: Brunch at Arlington—formerly Caprice, for those who appreciate legacy—is more than just a meal; it’s a well-timed interlude in the heart of Mayfair. With a refined menu and an elegant setting, it’s the ideal spot for impromptu meetings or a necessary respite between gallery visits.
The Arts Club: As a member, it’s my trusted spot for a quick, yet sophisticated bite. While you’re there, do take a moment to explore their collection and current exhibition.
Maison François, St James': Perhaps my current favourite—Maison François offers an atmosphere that is both intimate and grand. The cuisine, is of course, divine, but it's the Wine Room downstairs that truly sets it apart. This hidden gem is perfect for the gallery’s private lunches and dinners - where exclusivity isn’t just desired, but required.
I look forward to crossing paths with you in the elite circles of the art world. Let us engage in the kind of highbrow discourse that only we, the truly discerning, can manage—all while maintaining the impeccable appearances that this season demands.
- Senior Director, London
This Just In: Zoe & Chloe are back in New York
Zoe & Chloe here – your favorite gallerinas. As we approach the change of season that typically implies hibernation, the art world is just arising—crawling out of its summer hideaways (ahem, the Hamptons, Nantucket, Mallorca…) to kick off a new season. Some are pulling out their UGG boots and waiting in line for their Pumpkin Spice Lattes— but don’t worry, we’re here to intervene. Follow our lead and stay far away from the plague of autumnal cheuginess.
While our list of favorite city spots would usually only be shared only with our top high net-worth collectors…we’re hesitantly letting you in on our most gate kept secrets.
Get out your notepad & study up because we’re sharing all our current and upcoming favorites: shows on view, boutiques, bites to eat—everywhere you’ll find us this fall between fetching coffees and curating price lists (But just FYI - nothing is available).
Here’s what's in, out, hot, & not.
On View Now…
For all you need to see in the art world this September…look no further. Whether you’ve opted out of the 13 hour flight to Frieze Seoul or are looking to explore beyond the routine Armory excursion, we’ve generously curated a list of 12 must-see new shows. Take a look:
Gina Beavers: Divine Consumer
Marianne Boesky Gallery, September 5 - October 5
Hein Koh: Hope Spring Eternal
Anton Kern Gallery, September 4 - October 19
75 Varick St, September 4 - September 9
Josh Kline: Social Media
Lisson Gallery, September 5 - October 19
Guggenheim, Closing September 29
Governor’s Island, September 3 - October 27
Rachel Martin: Bending the Rules
Hannah Traore Gallery, September 5 - November 9
Anthony Cudahy: Fool’s Gold
GRIMM Gallery, September 6 - October 19
MSCHF: Industry Plants
Perrotin Gallery, September 6 - October 19
Robin F. Williams: Good Mourning
PPOW Gallery, September 6 - October 26
Jeff Way: Then & Now: 1970-2024
Storage Art Gallery, September 6th - October 5
Karma Gallery, September 7 - October 26
After Show Bites…
If you're over Hotel Chelsea for post-gallery hangouts, stop into these cozy spots and discover where all the artists, collectors, and gallerinas are congregating this fall.
Where the artists are drinking: Tokyo Record Bar
127 Macdougal Street, New York, NY 10012
What’s chicer than sushi and live vinyl? Not much....which is why Tokyo Record Bar is the new spot everyone is talking about. Whether you’re out with a friend or impressing a date, this underground gem is where the magic happens. Described as "an homage to the jewel boxes of vinyl in Japan", this spot is a cozy, intimate listening room where music, food, and drinks all mesh together perfectly.
Where the collectors are drinking: Scarlet Lounge
468 Amsterdam Ave, New York, NY 10024
The Sopranos’ Michael Imperioli marries bar culture of the past and present with this moody and transportive velvet-cladded cocktail lounge. Post multi-million transaction, Scarlet Lounge is the perfect place for collectors to unwind under soft lounge lighting and a backdrop of warm red upholstery. We recommend sipping on the ‘White Lotus’ while pondering your next art acquisition.
Where we’re drinking… Gem Wine
116 Forsyth St, New York, NY 10002
After a long, hard gallery shift (yes, making a QR code for our new press release), we gather our friends and head to Gem Wine on Forsyth Street. Crowding around the table, drinking too much orange wine, and gossiping about the Senior Director—all while soaking in the laid-back, cozy atmosphere that reminds us of the European café we wish we were still in.
Where we’re Shopping…
28 Orchard St, New York, NY 10002
Anyone who's anyone (that's 24 and better than you) is wearing Sandy Liang this fall. This is the ultimate "back-to-school" haven for anyone who wants to master the art of looking effortlessly chic with a touch of ~artsy~ playfulness. Sandy Liang has all the essentials—Mary Janes, mini skirts, and collared shirts that scream, "You don’t look rich enough to print a price list."
And, of course, everything is topped off with a bow because, duh. Her designs channel that perfect mix of nostalgia and edgy vibes, making sure you're the coolest girl at the opening (and maybe even all of downtown Manhattan). If you're not shopping Sandy Liang, you're doing fall all wrong.
616 Lorimer St, Brooklyn, NY 11211
The spot has everything you need to channel that "I woke up like this" gallery girl look. So, while you're grabbing your pistachio milk latte (almond milk is so out, btw) and strolling through Williamsburg, make sure you pop in.
If you're on the hunt for chic gallerina essentials, look no further than Tangerine. This isn’t just a store; it’s a whole dreamy experience. From French barrettes to mini hoop earrings, Tangerine is our go-to for all things effortlessly cool and stylish this fall.
268 Elizabeth Street, New York, NY
For the de-influencing side in you… Still Here NY captures the easy white tee + jeans that that elevates you beyond fleeting trends. Their Everyday Jean and The Shirt in White are your base for every outfit combination this fall.
Ins & Outs…
In case you’re out of the loop, here are the ins & outs for this fall.
Ins:
Pistachio milk
Flat white
Vinyl Bars
Greenpoint
Astrology
“Everything is available”
The One Hand Carry
Kindle
Outs:
Almond milk
Lattes
Lucien
The West Village
Nihilism
“Nothing is available”
That’s all for now — welcome back New York.
Xx, Zoe & Chloe
Culture Quota’s Fall Internet Hot Spots
Hello Jerry stans, it is everyone’s favorite art world meme queen back at it again with Uncle Jerry to bring you all another epic meeting of the minds. Jerry asked me where all the cool kids are hanging out online this fall. Since Zoe and Chloe actually have lives and I am a chronically online professional graduate student, my expertise has been called upon. As we all know, wherever I scroll, I make culture, so here is a little run down of what an average day of bed rotting looks like for CQ, with my fall favorites highlighted for your doom-scrolling pleasure.
Subliminal Affirmations on YouTube
My doom scrolling actually begins the night before, lying in bed with Bernini the pug actively herniating a disc in my back with his chosen sleeping position, while I scour YouTube for the perfect video to fall asleep to. Despite having both a frequency music phase and even a K-Pop ASMR phase I thoroughly enjoyed, this fall it is all about subliminal affirmations. Like the Barefoot Contessa Ina Garten, I too, appreciate a good shortcut, and subliminal affirmation videos are the ultimate cheat code. Instead of waking up at the crack of dawn to meditate and repeat affirmations during your skincare routine like a lunatic, these affirmations play while you sleep over some aesthetic sleepy sounds and seep into your subconscious.
I am currently loving this one for a fabulous body, and since I have no intention of changing any of my lifestyle habits, I am banking on this video to fix all my problems. Whatever you’re trying to manifest this fall, this method has the CQ stamp of approval.
#IndustryHBO on Twitter
Upon waking up to my new body, I almost always open Twitter first. And no, I will not call it “X;” I am not a Republican. But instead of flying through my Explore feed looking for memes to relieve the burden of this existence, I now head straight to the search bar to lurk on the Industry HBO hashtag. If you have a life or are unwilling to pay for a Max subscription, let me explain. Industry is HBO Max’s new streaming darling at 9:00 pm ET on Sunday nights. It is equal parts Succession and Euphoria but set in London’s banking world. I know what you’re thinking, “CQ, you hate finance; numbers make you nervously sweaty.” And you’re right, but the shes, theys, and gays on Stan Twitter are watching it, and I cannot miss out on a cultural phenomenon without breaking out into some form of hives. If you’re like me and have trauma from auction house or gallery work, you will find their memes both triggering and comforting. Season 3 just started streaming on Max, so us Stans will be hanging out here well into fall.
Healthy Rice Cooker Recipe search tab on Reels
For those chronically online like myself, there are many fall archetypes to choose from: Christian girl autumn, sad girl autumn, and my least favorite, soup girl autumn. I promise I don’t mean to offend (this time), but soup is not a meal – it feels like a punishment. But since I am always on a “weight loss” journey, I am met with healthy soup recipes, one after another, when I make my daily jump off Twitter and onto Instagram. Maybe it is the subliminal affirmations at work, but the Instagram algorithm has recently suggested reels showcasing healthy all-in-one rice cooker meals. I will rot for hours watching women with gorgeous skin and hair instruct me on how to use my rice cooker as a glorified crockpot with K-Pop thumping in the background.
Let's face it: a Sur La Table rice cooker is eternally more chic than any crockpot man has ever created, and so, too are the women who supply my feed with lazy girl meal hacks. So this fall I am identifying as a rice cooker autumn girly; you can join me or let me hog the world’s supply of chili crisp all to myself, your choice.
The Habsburg Empire Wikipedia Page
There’s nothing my late-in-life ADHD diagnosis loves more than to hyper-fixate on a massive, complex, and horrifying historical subject: enter the Habsburg empire. This Wikipedia page is my comfort article for never-ending deep dives. I’m pretty sure I’ve started on this page and 2 hours later ended up reading about how the brunette in ABBA is connected to the Third Reich’s Lebensborn program.
It is truly my favorite way to wind down my doom-scrolling marathon in the evenings (before my subliminal affirmations, of course). This family was somehow both so incestuous and widespread their scandals (and deformities) have crept into almost all of European history. And if you are an art history graduate who was ever called “talented” or “gifted” in middle school and now barista for a living, I promise this will be your new favorite decompression this fall. Want to know how the Habsburgs are connected to art history fave Diego Velázquez? Well, I suggest you get clicking my actual art historian; happy sleeping!